Serpentine Caress

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This barmaid has horded all the rum of Niflheim! If ye wants it, ye will have to fight me to the death for it!

Or ye may guess upon where upon my person a bottle has been hid. ^__~ Then ye may has it after ye retrieve it!

Jazz, ye may be first mate, but I mated with the Captain first. This is better than roleplaying!

Bucker up, ye mangy curs, ye godless dogs, drop the sails and gird thy loins! The cursed ship Niflheim is coming for YE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Y'all know what this means, right~?

Laisser les bons temps rouler~!

[ooc: Let the good times roll]

Yoohoo, bitches! 

I have come and I'm bringing SEXY back to Niflheim~

( Come under the covers ) 

Oooooh, I'm loving this jacuzzi~ I only went to my room long enough to get fresh clothes and the damn laptop and see how my homies were doing while I soak. Everyone's been soooo busy! And now we have more people! FRESH YUMMY MEAT YES YES YES! 

Well, I send a most pleasant welcome to you new dah'lings. *blows kisses at the screen* It's soooo good to be home~

[Voice post]

Mmmmmmmmy, mmmmmmy, bod-dy, mmmmmy body!!! Mmy beautiful body, BOD-DY! I'mm a mm-mum-mummy!!!! Who-who-who lives like thisss?!?!

Bandages, they're, they're sticky!!! This sk-skin nneeds moisturizer!! GROOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS! 

[*starts coughing hysterically*]

Wake-up, wake UP!

[*jaw pops off*]

[*gargles of alarm*]

Yes, Light, go to your room, take a time-out like the bad little boy you are~

I'm sure he's just ruminating about how he put his boy toy in "his place." What, do you think he's wallowing in guilt? Tah. Men and their little dominance games. 

Oh, and after you Asgardians find your little friend, I'd love to know who was responsible for the stunt...

THAT MADE ME RUIN MY NEW BOOTS!

[ooc: Yeah, I know, it's disgusting how her priorities are askew.]

I gots alcohol! Lots and lots of alcohol! Light is such a generous young idol, isn't he~? Give him a round of applause for helping me find a way to get drunk! Well done, well done. You will all suffer now through random broken doors, badly sung drinking songs, and have to dodge my oppressed libido! I'd fuck a zebra at this point. No sex for three weeks straight!

Don't get pissed yet, Sal, I won't throw any "wild parties" in our room~ I see our room personally as a place for sleeping not for fucking huge orgies social drinking~

I'm heading out to Emptiness soon. Lucifer wants us to explore, as I recall~ Backpack with daggers supplies, check. Walking boots for kicking ass, check. BOOZE, check! Oh yes, I am definitely ready.


[ooc: I'd start a thread, but maybe later, 'cause I am just swamped right now... x___x And don't ask about the zebra comment. XD]

Why is the rum and the vodka and the rest of the liquor always gone?

Foo, I have been sober since I arrived here. This must be fixed.

Inspired by y'all doing your first entries already. ^^ But instead of a journal post, I wanted to write about Emerald leaving her world and the ones she knew behind (Emerald, write a goodbye note? No way!). So here is a sneak-peek!