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Tweak says, "ouch charley! that really hurt"

Emerald (lady_serpent) wrote,
@ 2008-05-21 19:45:00

Current mood:	bored
Current music:	Devil Woman - Cradle of Filth

"She's just a devil woman with evil on her mind. Beware the devil woman, she's gonna get you..."
Yes, Light, go to your room, take a time-out like the bad little boy you are~

I'm sure he's just ruminating about how he put his boy toy in "his place." What, do you think he's wallowing in guilt? Tah. Men and their little dominance games.

Oh, and after you Asgardians find your little friend, I'd love to know who was responsible for the stunt...

THAT MADE ME RUIN MY NEW BOOTS!

[ooc: Yeah, I know, it's disgusting how her priorities are askew.]

[Private - of course it's not hackable. XD]
What were Light's exact words about what he wanted to do to L? Oh yes.

"fucking him until he WISHED he was dead sounds a bit intriguing"

Hm. Must not tell the others that I was privvy to that little ditty. Or else they'd accuse me of knowing and doing nothing to stop him. Especially with so many players on Niflheim who don't approve of Light's little tryst with Mr. Victim. Too bad I don't feel guilty enough to turn myself in -- wouldn't help me to take any blame, now would it?

Prey is prey. I won't help or hurt another predator's prey. I prefer my targets to be willing or at least confused about being seduced by me before I put them out of their misery, but obviously, that's my preference.

Besides. Once a toy is broken, there's no fun anymore. I actually feel sorry for L for still being alive.

~~There are so many days when I wish I'd die~~.
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[Private to the Niflheimers Jazz, Carrion, and Strix]
Well, we better still be doing the infiltrating Asgard mission. Feel sorry for their member if you want, but we need the data that Jazz can collect from the others. Y'all still want the advantage when the first trial comes up, right~?

Audrey III is full-grown, about 600 pounds, and has enough chop-chop power to make a T-Rex proud. And he'll live a goodly amount of time, on my power and what he finds the Bloodmire. But the keywords would be: Not forever.
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	yagami_light 2008-05-22 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Do not speak of my feelings as if you understand them. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-22 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Blah, blah, blah, have you noticed that no one here gives a crap about your feelings, dah'ling~? Told you you were in denial. Just didn't know that you'd stoop~ down~ so~ loooooow~ Or do gods have the right to take whomever they desire~? Sign me up for that religion~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yagami_light 2008-05-22 05:55 am UTC (link)
	I know you don't, so why even mention them? Gods don't have that right. I didn't do the right thing, so don't accuse me of not feeling guilty for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	*slashes private to Light* lady_serpent 2008-05-22 06:01 am UTC (link)
	'Cause I love to be a bitch~ So, you DO feel guilty? Shocker! And I don't believe you. ~~You told me the idea "intrigued" you. Does L wish he were dead now~?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: slashes private to Light yagami_light 2008-05-22 06:05 am UTC (link)
	You can believe what you wish..and it did intrigue me then...but afterwards....it made me feel sick..and I still do feel sick. And, yes, he wanted me to kill him. And I couldn't. I tried to...but couldn't get myself to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: slashes private to Light lady_serpent 2008-05-22 06:23 am UTC (link)
	~~...Apparently, you didn't think about that in your fantasy.~~ And is this hesitancy something we can expect from you, Light? Better admit to it now, get it off your chest, it'll make you feel better~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: slashes private to Light yagami_light 2008-05-22 06:25 am UTC (link)
	Fine. Yes, expect a hesitancy to kill L..but no one else. I doubt I'll have mercy on anyone else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: slashes private to Light lady_serpent 2008-05-22 06:33 am UTC (link)
	Not entirely wonderful, but it'll have to do, I suppose~ I'll know who to put my money on if L ever gets to you... because with that hesitancy, I know he'll kill you first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: slashes private to Light yagami_light 2008-05-22 06:36 am UTC (link)
	After what I did to him, I deserve whatever he throws at me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: slashes private to Light lady_serpent 2008-05-22 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Well indeed. Thank the devil I'm not capable of feeling guilt~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: slashes private to Light yagami_light 2008-05-23 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Not capable of feeling guilt? Well, yes, you are a very lucky person. I'm sure I've lost several pounds because of it since the incident, as well as any feeling of knowing myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: slashes private to Light lady_serpent 2008-05-23 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	Lucky indeed. rolls eyes Anorexia is so unattractive. Try exercising yourself to death instead~ Scratch that, do what you wish. Masochism suits you~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: slashes private to Light yagami_light 2008-05-24 01:34 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't saying the loss of pounds was a good thing, quite the opposite actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: slashes private to Light lady_serpent 2008-05-24 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Well no shit, Light. I'm certain you know, as smart as you are, that you'll get zip pity from me~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: slashes private to Light yagami_light 2008-05-24 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	And WHY is everyone bringing up PITY? I'm tired of people thinking I'm asking for pity. I'm not. I don't want anyone's pity. The only thing I ask for is for people to not kill me as L is the person who deserves to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: *slashes private to Light*

lady_serpent
2008-05-25 12:58 am UTC (link)

Wow, this is almost as much fun as sticking a dildo up someone's butt~

Then, stop. Telling. Everyone. Your business. I'm lost, I'm losing weight, I deserve whatever L hits me with. What would a psychologist say about that?

"Sounds like a cry for attention. I'm going to prescribe you all these anti-depressants, please overdose on them as soon as possible."

"Why thank you, Dr. Emerald! I feel so like, better now."

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Re: *slashes private to Light*

yagami_light
2008-05-25 07:57 am UTC (link)

It's my journal. I think I can write updates of my life in my journal. No matter what this shows up to you as, it shows up as a bit like an online journal to me...so I sometimes use it for more than just messaging.

Also, saying that I deserve whatever L hits me with is not asking for pity. It's basically saying I deserve the opposite.

You people have such strange definitions for pity.

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Re: *slashes private to Light*

lady_serpent
2008-05-25 11:38 pm UTC (link)

"Pity is - Sympathy and sorrow aroused by the misfortune or suffering of another. It often implies a feeling of sorrow that inclines one to help or to show mercy" -- ah hah. So says the dictionary.

So by telling me that you're starving yourself because you feel "guilty" about what you did, you are simply stating fact? Wonderful. State your facts on someone else's "journal."

In fact, could you please just go outside and wear a gigantic target sign on your face~? I need to practice my knife-throwing~

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	peccatus_regina 2008-05-22 06:03 am UTC (link)
	At least locked in his room he can do us no inconvenience. Ah, Asgard's little game of vandalism? It feels as though we're going against children, doesn't it? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-22 06:18 am UTC (link)
	Well said, Dante~ sighs Sad, but true. I agreed to come here for a challenge, and what do I find? Pranks and ruined boots! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	peccatus_regina 2008-05-22 06:47 am UTC (link)
	I have no patience for children or childish foolery. They will fall to the law of the world - there is nothing given and nothing done without equal consequence. I'm sure more interesting battles are ahead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-22 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	That's quite an eloquent way to say that one won't put up with BS - I like~ Ah, so you believe something of "equal consequence" may befall Light? I do hope so~ I'm prepared in the meantime~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	peccatus_regina 2008-05-22 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	To Light, to those petty ruffians who saw fit to decorate our home with compost and garbage.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-23 12:00 am UTC (link)
	What goes around comes around~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	silverknight 2008-05-22 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	You can bet on it that our little plan will be carried through. After all, emotions take a back seat when it comes to the job. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	*coded to Niflheimers* lady_serpent 2008-05-22 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	I knew I could count on you, Jazz-dahling~ It'll be interesting to see how the Asgards will respond, if they'll be more helpful or guarded than usual, since our charade depends on their helpful side~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: coded to Niflheimers silverknight 2008-05-22 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	How about dear Tristan calls out for help via the comm lines? Poor boy has been in our dungeon for so long a time and when he finally finds a way to run away Audrey decides to make a snack out of him. He'll be running and hiding and always calling out to anybody because he cannot receive messages. Us bad guys damaged his comm gear, you know. What a pity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: coded to Niflheimers lady_serpent 2008-05-22 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Ahh, good idea~! Darn those bad guys and their destructive tendencies! giggles (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: coded to Niflheimers silverknight 2008-05-22 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	And as they already have their hands full with the damaged goods of our light-bringer, they will be even more sympathetic to poor Tristan's sob-story. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: coded to Niflheimers lady_serpent 2008-05-22 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	We do have that in our favor~ Even the suspicious couldn't turn poor helpless Tristan down~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: coded to Niflheimers silverknight 2008-05-23 12:06 am UTC (link)
	I'll see what I can cook up for Tristan's first rescue me message. rubs imaginary hands This is going to be so much fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: coded to Niflheimers strix 2008-05-23 07:29 am UTC (link)
	Good to know. I have a few things to go over with Jazz before he leaves. I think this will work out nicely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: coded to Niflheimers silverknight 2008-05-23 12:06 pm UTC (link)
	I'm listening. coded for privacy Or do you want to talk on a secure channel? end privacy code (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: coded to Niflheimers lady_serpent 2008-05-23 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	Oooh~ Do what y'all gotta do, dah'ling~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	holylance 2008-05-23 01:42 am UTC (link)
	That was me. So sorry that I ruined your new boots, sweetheart. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-23 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	You should be~ Do you know how long it takes a woman to find good boots? Well, do you?!?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holylance 2008-05-23 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	I have no idea, and I don't care. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-24 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	Tesssssssssty~ But oh no, m'dear, you've truly shown us Niflheimers not to mess with you Asgardians~ But if I ever decide to egg Asgard, I won't be using eggs or fish~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holylance 2008-05-24 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my! I'm terrified! Please, please don't vandalize our living space! I don't think I could deal with the psychological trauma! How do you egg a place without using eggs? Isn't that a little counter productive? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-25 01:16 am UTC (link)
	You probably would. Depends, I suppose~ Mostly it depends on if you suffer already from anxiety or post-tramatic-stress disorder~ ~~If you don't now, you will when you meet me~~~ Throwing trash and shit at houses is generally covered by the term "egging," because you wouldn't call throwing fish at a house, "fishing," now would you? rolls eyes (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holylance 2008-05-25 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Somebody has an inflated ego. No, I'd probably just call it throwing fish at their house, since there aren't any eggs involved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-30 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Well, somebody else (i.e. you) has an inflated ass~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-05-25 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Oh poo. Your lovely boots... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-25 06:00 am UTC (link)
	I know! The little bitches... sniff (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-06-02 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	What're you gonna do about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-06-04 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Kill something most likely~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	givemefood 2008-05-26 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	Woohoo! Trashing Niflheim and its occupants as they step outside one by one. Yeah, I was part of it too. Heheheh. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-05-30 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	sniffs What you do to my "peeps" is really none of my business, but DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE BOOTS COST?! And what did I do to you, girlie? (Reply to this) (Parent)