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Emerald ([info]lady_serpent) wrote,
@ 2008-07-10 12:59:00

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Current location:some bathroom
Current mood: ecstatic
Entry tags:beware, language, sexual innuendo

Let the bitchery commence!

Yoohoo, bitches! 

I have come and I'm bringing SEXY back to Niflheim~

Now, I know Sal would love to take credit for my absense, but the truth was I simply needed to get out. I'm a grown-ass woman after all, and as lovely as Niflheim is, sometimes a woman needs her space. I was too sex-deprived to care where I went, let's be honest..

Well, thank the Devil I took all those survival courses! I have news for y'all, you killas are going to love this~ You see, I was gone so long because I was detained by a horde of monsters. I mean it, there's this huuuuuuuuuuuuge underground cavern where all these uglies like to hang around. Cave after cave after cave... pretty damn repetitive after a while, really~

Had to kill a bunch of those sons of bitches, but there was still more! It was marvelous! Got my pretty self oh so lost. My ammo had just run out, and my blades were becoming so dull, but then I found my way out. Haha, take that, all y'all who've ever doubted me! Oooh, you probably want proof, right~? Go behind Niflheim, and keep going straight until you come across a hole in the ground. Then fall inside, and see how you like it~ 

Oooooh, I'm loving this jacuzzi~ I only went to my room long enough to get fresh clothes and the damn laptop and see how my homies were doing while I soak. Everyone's been soooo busy! And now we have more people! FRESH YUMMY MEAT YES YES YES! 

Well, I send a most pleasant welcome to you new dah'lings. *blows kisses at the screen* It's soooo good to be home~

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[info]strix
2008-07-10 06:07 pm UTC (link)
Welcome back, Emerald. We are glad to have you.

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-10 06:10 pm UTC (link)
Why, thank you, Strix~! Anything interesting happening while I was away~?

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[info]strix
2008-07-10 06:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh, more than I can account for, really. We have a lot of new people, and some of them I already want to murder. You know how it goes.

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-10 06:44 pm UTC (link)
I don't mind, I'll find out soon enough. Ah, hah, yes I've noticed. Good luck on squishing those pests, then~ Show 'em who's boss and all that. ♥

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[info]strix
2008-07-10 06:49 pm UTC (link)
[private to Emerald]

Did you find anything of real interest out there? Maybe you could tell me over a drink sometime.

And also, I think I'm going to tear this Mellow fellow into pieces.

Oh, and I almost forgot. How goes the development of the plant monster gaurd dog things? Any progress?

[/private]

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-11 12:48 am UTC (link)
[private to Strix]
A drink would be lovely.

He's... I can see why. He's pissed off more people in a day than I do in a year.

Considering I was lost in the underground labyrinth place, I'm surprised my babies have grown. Last time I checked, they were doin' fine in a plant nursery in Emptiness. I'll check on them a little later~
[/private]

But if they haven't died, you'll probably be seeing them in about two weeks~
[/private]

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 06:37 pm UTC (link)
You need medication.

You fought off monsters in an underground cavern. That's better than being dead.

And you left me behind.

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-10 06:40 pm UTC (link)
I need a stiff drink, actually~

True.

Aww, I'm sworry~ Maybe I was a tad miffed at you when I left. *shrugs* There are plenty still stomping around out there~

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Try ten.

And get some for me, too.

Miffed. MIFFED? I kicked your jaw under a bed and you storm out of Niflheim for a month. Cunt.

{AN: D: Sorry! She did miss her, in her own special way.}

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-11 12:50 am UTC (link)
I'll be happy to~

I. Got. Loooooooooooooost. For a month. Sweetcheeks~

{AN: It's all right, I know the "truth" XD}

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-18 03:30 am UTC (link)
I'm joking. Don't get me a drink.

And you don't get lost, you fucking get SIDETRACKED.

{AN: Hehe. They're a classy pair ♥}

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-22 05:06 pm UTC (link)
More for me, I suppose~

Well, that too. I do have my priorities straight now, dah'ling~ though I'll always be Bi ♥. What with the first trial coming up, this isn't a time to be fooling around, eh~?

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-22 07:05 pm UTC (link)
Knock yourself out.

No, of course not! I'm so glad there are so many fucking brainiacs around here, because all my time at the Trial is gonna be spent elsewhere.

We like to play~

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[info]very_bad_advice
2008-07-10 06:39 pm UTC (link)
And a fine hello to you too.

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-10 06:41 pm UTC (link)
Ooooh, hello indeed~

What's your name, handsome~?

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[info]very_bad_advice
2008-07-10 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Allen Schreiber, and you?

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-11 12:51 am UTC (link)
Emerald. ♥

How are you finding Niflheim so far~?

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[info]deadmenlie
2008-07-10 07:23 pm UTC (link)
What sort of monsters?

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-11 12:52 am UTC (link)
Carnivorous. I'll write up a more detailed description later for you, if you'd like~

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[info]deadmenlie
2008-07-11 06:16 am UTC (link)
I would like that, yes.

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-11 04:27 pm UTC (link)
And to whom will I be writing up this dandy report to~?

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[info]deadmenlie
2008-07-11 04:35 pm UTC (link)
Albert Wesker. One of the new... dah'lings, to use your words.

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-12 01:37 am UTC (link)
Lovely, I figured~ Pleased to make your acquaintance, Albert Wesker~

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[info]bansheescry
2008-07-10 08:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh my!

Welcome back, Dear!!
How we have missed you, Sal and I that is.

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 09:06 pm UTC (link)
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

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[info]strix
2008-07-10 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Aww, Sally does have a soft spot after all.

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[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-07-10 09:52 pm UTC (link)
......................................Um, no.

You see, the reason I get mad, Strixilla, is because sunshiny little fucks like you and Jazz drag your sensitive asses all over this house, shit flowers and fart rainbows, and I can't STAND IT.

Get your head out of your ass, you lazy bitch.

{AN: D: SORRY!!!!!!}

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[info]mello_keehl
2008-07-10 10:11 pm UTC (link)
You forgot me.

I'm a sunshiny little fuck, too.

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-11 12:55 am UTC (link)
Well, you're blonde~ That sort of comes with the territory~

Are you the Mello I keep hearing about~?

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[info]mello_keehl
2008-07-11 02:42 am UTC (link)
Mm. I resent that stereotype.

People are talking about me... hehhhhehhh....

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-11 04:26 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure you will overcome such stereotypes with ease, dah'ling.

Yes, indeed~ I haven't seen the Niflheimers so riled up in a while~

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[info]mello_keehl
2008-07-11 04:34 pm UTC (link)
The fuck I will.

I knew I'd make an impression. So, who are you, anyway?

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-12 01:39 am UTC (link)
That's the spirit~

I call myself Emerald~ What did you do before you ended up here, Mello~?

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[info]strix
2008-07-10 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Ha....Hahaha.....HAHAHAHAA!

Oh man, that's great! *wipes tears of laughter form eyes*

That's like the most amaizing thing I've heard all week.
Sensitive and lazy? *snork* AHAHAHA. You might as well be calling the sun black.

No, Sally dear, I think we both know the truth.

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-11 12:54 am UTC (link)
You're ever so sweet, Una~

Oh my, now y'all have got Sal started~ Y'all, I still would like to sleep in that same room with my roommate~

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[info]firstofsix
2008-07-11 02:20 pm UTC (link)
A cave filled with monsters? That's certainly an interesting discovery.

Thank you for the warm welcome. My name's Banru.

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-11 04:23 pm UTC (link)
I certainly think so~

Very well met, Banru~ I'm Emerald.

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[info]schroedinger
2008-07-17 08:30 pm UTC (link)
My. This one is flirty, isn't she?

I von't fall for it, vhatever you are. :|

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-18 12:22 am UTC (link)
Why, yes she is~

I don't believe I've had the pleasure of meeting you yet~ And what is your name?

Ew, too young for me.

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[info]schroedinger
2008-07-18 01:12 am UTC (link)
Schroedinger~.

And aren't you happy about finding monsters? I know plenty enough for me.

Ew, too old. :}

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-18 01:15 am UTC (link)
Charming~

Oh, I am, very much so~ I'm just not so happy about getting lost. It was certainly an adventure, though~

Ew, bet he coughs up furballs. =P

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[info]schroedinger
2008-07-18 01:50 am UTC (link)
I'm sure. ^^

Sounds like fun.

Ew, bet she has no gag reflex. :P

Uber sorry! D: On a lighter note: I'll be off to see a screening of Dark Knight tonight, so I may or may not reply in the wee hours of the morning. :| Sorry again for Schro.

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[info]lady_serpent
2008-07-18 01:25 pm UTC (link)
You bet your cute little ass you're sure~

Extremely.

Bet he only takes it up the butt.

It's no problem, she's supposed to be used to that kinda crude language. XD Trust me, I'm laughing my ass off. Oooh, I'm so jealous! I hope you have a great time!!!

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[info]schroedinger
2008-07-19 04:21 am UTC (link)
I do have a cute ass. Hell, I wear short shorts~ ♥

A little jealous. :} I'll check it out, sooner or later.

Bet she'll take it anyway she can get it~

OMG. Heath does deserve an Oscar, at the very least, in my book. :} I loooooved it. :| Bale's voice wasn't really appropriate or right for some scenes, but other than that, it's one of the best ones I've seen this summer. I wanna see it again, so bad. Dang. And stop me from wanting a Joker/picking him up. DX

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